closing the blinds and fastening a blanket over window to keep the sun from stabbing my vampire eyes.
the likelihood of me doing something is directly correlated to how much clothing I have to put on to do it.
bought a pack of gum
consumed in one sitting.
no hesitation
in preparation for messy food, tried to find a shirt i wouldn’t mind getting stains on.
ate naked instead.
the further back an item is in the fridge, the more dangerous.
it’s almost like the rings in a tree.
except horrible.
wait until the very last moment to put on actual clothing
today i was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, faced with the age old problem of needing two knives so as not to contaminate one with the other.
remembered i live alone and used one knife with abandon.
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